The Republic of Stay Beautiful is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.504 billion Stay Beautifulians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stay Beautifulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion picture to burns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,338 picture to burns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, father-son fishing trips have been banned, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stay Beautiful's national animal is the outside, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stay Beautiful is ranked 300,585^th in the world and 16,286^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.